life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.
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I can’t wait to get married because its like a sleepover every night with your best friend.
That’s the cutest description of marriage I’m not even joking
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i walk a lonely road
the only one that i have ever known
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on 14/10/13
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I tell my girlfriend I am hornet. She thinks it’s typo, but she’ll find out soon enough.
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