treading water
tess; 18; procrastinator;

saul goodman is my one and only;

president of the how i met your mother fan club;

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harlequinesque:

karma’s only a bitch if you are

#lmao   #hmr   #my childhood  

a-random-mod:

Guardians of the galaxy was so good.

#same   #hmr  

swagbat:

Khal Drogo: “I nominate Viserys for the GOLDbucket challenge!!”

twcno:

futurebatgirl:

patrexes:

4sensesplusascarf:

Whenever I hear people say that classical music is boring I just want to remind them that Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture called for a cannon to be fired a total of 16 times.

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remove cattle from stage

that’s not even the best partimagekey terms include:

  • “balance your chair on two legs”
  • “continue swimming motion”
  • “insert peanuts”
  • “play ball!”
  • “release the penguins”
  • “gradually become agitated”
  • “light explosives now….. and…..   ….. now.”
#OOH MY GOD   #HMR  

buttsweats:

where i work we rent out a variety of buildings and to make a long story short i’m going to hell

jaclcfrost:

“do you love the character or the person who plays them?”

yes

gnarly:

when the red light just turns green and somebody is already beepin at you

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#ME   #SO TRUE   #HMR   #BEST POSTS  

0fficermako:

hipster zaheer dropping quotes from obscure airbender monks. he’s from a town up north you’ve never heard of. he liked airbending way before anyone else did

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